Question #1: What happens when you die?

Margie's question: Steve, what happens when you die?

Excellent question, Margie. However, I need a little clarification first : Would that be before or after I pick at your dead body?

If it's before I pick at your body and you're a christian, your soul might go to "heaven," but that's only if you didn't judge all the non-christians. If you did judge all the non-christians, you'll end up in north jersey after you die.

I hope that helps.