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Looking for a way to help those less fortunate? I recommend Families for Alien Refugees in Transition. With illegal aliens being a topic of much debate these days, F.A.R.T. helps connect parentless alien children with families and resources in an effort to infuse some stability into their fragile little lives.
There are two ways to get involved: One way is to sponsor an alien child by sending a monthly donation. In return you'll receive a photo of the alien child your generosity is helping as well as biannual reports about the child's progress. Or if you feel moved to help completely transform an alien child's life you can become a foster parent!
Here's a sample of some the alien children you can help right now:
ALISON
- Rescued from a travelling circus in Holland
- Eats tree bark
- Molts 2 times a year
- Communicates by emitting a high-pitched screech
- Sleeps in water
- Afraid of men and women
TWITCH
- Born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
- Has a severe facial tic
- Fluent in French and German
- Deported from Arizona
- Eats paper
- Enjoys knitting
REGGIE
- Rescued from a secret government laboratory
- Has many tiny sharp teeth and low self esteem
- Poops fire
- Is an excellent mimic
- Speaks English with a Dean Martin accent
- Wants to drive a school bus when he grows up
Learn how your family can help by calling (800) 866-FART
Sunday, August 22, 2010
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